Beachy? Really

I am sick and fucking tired of “beachy wave” hair tutorials. I’m even tired of the phrase. I’m probably jealous- more power to ya if you come out of the ocean and your hair dries into perfect Jennifer Aniston-ness- but my beach hair just ends up as one big dreadlock. Like a salty, tangled platypus bill or beaver tail that requires multiple rounds of conditioner and comb. The last thing I want is to walk down a red carpet with that!

I think I’m over the look in general though, no matter what it’s called. I’m over everyone looking the same. I like natural hair- a little unruly and defiant. Maybe frizzy is okay sometimes. Maybe you, me, and everyone we know (love that movie) are beautiful just as we are. I’ve never been with someone who wasn’t at their most stunning first thing in the morning. But that’s just my preference.

 

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